Dorkulate With Steve: An Email Forward

wilwheaton:

elspethjane:

SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows.
You give one to your neighbour.

COMMUNISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and gives you some milk.

FASCISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and sells you some milk.

NAZISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and shoots you.

OBJECTIVISM

I have 2 cows I don’t need and you’re starving? Fuck you go get your own cow.

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